Today I was reading the news online and was amazed by these headlines. It really goes to show us how demented our society is and how we are truly in the end times.
NEW Sketch of Mich. kidnap suspect
Dagestan violence kills at least 5
New clues about ricin-tainted letters
Jurors get 'house of horrors' case
Here's the form to apply for Obamacare
12-year-olds can get free condoms
No, you can't call your baby Lucifer
Google Glass and privacy's end
Reagan: Gay marriage advocate?
Police: Woman poisoned Starbucks OJ
Morning-after pill OK'd for 15-year-olds
Town hires 'hitmen' to shoot turkeys
The Internet's most dangerous sites
Catherine Zeta-Jones seeks treatment
NFL wide receiver banned for drugs
'Top Hooker' reality show ordered
'Teen Mom' tries to be porn star
Obama: 'Very proud' of Collins for 'coming out'
Happily married Chinese couples divorcing
The solar-powered plane is here
How to block porn on Apple devices
Fun, huh? Yep, that's our world in 2013. Sad.